1.20pm: *Blinks* Ooh wee. England just lost five wickets for two runs, to go from could-still-get-to-200-ish-though-well-below-par to a pitiful 113 all out as quick as you can say "fastest deck in the Caribbean". A few days on from making their highest ODI score against West Indies, they've pulled out their lowest. It's like an ineradicable flaw in this team's genome... That should be the game and a symbolic series tie, for West Indies, though England will have a chance to try and ruffle them before the lunch break, which is still an hour or so away.

Here's Sushruth, with one way of looking at things: "As an England fan, I'm okay with this dismal batting performance, because they're getting it out of their system before the World Cup. As long as they've got it completely out of their system. Also, it'll be a good test of their bowling and mental strength"

Out comes Mark Wood, England's last man. Curran on strike

"This WI attack is really frightening me," gulps Ashish. "And their batting is also talking. They are peaking at the right time. Ominous signs for other teams for upcoming world cup!"