"Can England do an Essex?" asks David Owen, perhaps more through hope than expectation, "skittle the Aussies for about 40 and face a 150 chase?" Nothing would surprise me at this stage, Dave...
James: "112 lead. 111 Partnership between Warner and Marnus." Yup, that's the difference between the sides at the moment!
Given the way they batted, perhaps England would benefit from Ash Barty's cricket explainer...
"Okay I have cleaned my phone screen, my laptop screen, this score is unfathomable." Don't adjust your monitor, HarishVaranasi - besides, aren't you used to seeing England fold meekly against high-quality bowling in the Bayliss era by now?!
Well, well, well. I said at 10 o'clock this morning that this had the feel of a massive day, and it could be the one that decides the series. Perfect overhead conditions for batting, and England have folded for 67 (sixty-seven!)... Joe Denly was the only man to reach double figures, as Australia's three musketeers shared out ten wickets between them. Hazlewood ends with five of them, and this game is moving along at the speed of a runaway freight train!
MJ Leach b Hazlewood 1 (7m 7b 0x4 0x6) SR: 14.28
Rr: "Leachy - MAKE THEM PAY!!!!"
Rahul Sargam : "8 runs to surpass Labuschagne. Can England surpass his score?"
END OF OVER:27 | 7 Runs 1 Wkt | ENG: 67/9
- Jack Leach1 (2b)
- Stuart Broad4 (5b)
- Pat Cummins9-4-23-3
- Josh Hazlewood12-2-30-4
England already have the most sub-200 scores in Tests since 2018 out of any side...
Michael : "...but also 3 tests ago: Jack Leach batting hero!" And he'll need to be a hero again here if England are to have a prayer in this Test. Out he strides to join Stuart Broad.
JC Archer c †Paine b Cummins 7 (16m 8b 1x4 0x6) SR: 87.50
Alex: "We haven't seen such a sorry capitulation from the England team since, oh, Ireland at Lords 3 tests ago..."
END OF OVER:26 | 4 Runs 1 Wkt | ENG: 60/8
- Stuart Broad4 (5b)
- Jofra Archer1 (4b)
- Josh Hazlewood12-2-30-4
- Pat Cummins8-4-16-2
BT: "This is so unfair on Broad and Archer, they got Eng into a winning position and now they've got to get them out of a losing position"
Stuart Broad comes in, with three slips, a gully, and a short leg
JC Buttler c Khawaja b Hazlewood 5 (29m 16b 1x4 0x6) SR: 31.25
Hazlewood from the far end.
"Is it great bowling, bad batting or an indifferent pitch?" asks Butch. Some poor shots, not least that one from Woakes, but Australia have been exceptional